Dear Wanderer, Meow meow meow... Meow, meow meow meow! Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow m…
Dear Wanderer,
Meow meow meow...
Meow, meow meow meow! Meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow meow!
Meow!
We cats have something to say to you...(clears throat)
Human, we prepared a gift for you! You always know exactly what we like to eat and play with, so today it is kitty's turn to feed you! We heard humans like shiny, glittery things, so we found a way to bring some over. You still have to keep sunbathing with us like before. If you accept the gift, that means you promise!
...Meow?