Honk, honk honk! Honk honk honk? Honk honk honk... Honk, honk honk (Puts wings on its hips and wiggles its but…
Honk, honk honk! Honk honk honk? Honk honk honk... Honk, honk honk (Puts wings on its hips and wiggles its butt smugly). Honk honk!
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$SN, on this trip, not only did I not spend all the money you gave me, but I also figured out a way to make a fortune.
A while ago, while traveling through a place called A Hundred Fish, I bumped into a wanderer in green. The way he talked, I knew right away he was a disciple from a prestigious sect.
He saw at a glance that I am no ordinary goose and proposed a partnership. He would "sell" me to a nearby eatery, take the money, and then help me sneak out the back. We'd split the profits fifty-fifty.
This smart goose understood immediately. It looks like selling a goose, but it's actually that "sustainable wealth" you always talk about!
The first few times went perfectly. The bosses paid up quickly, and the kitchen latches were easy to pick. I got a lot of heavy copper coins. I left them with my green-clad sidekick; he said he'd save them for me so I wouldn't lose them on the road since my pockets are shallow.
$SN, you'd be jealous of my good luck! Recently, my green-clad sidekick said he had to return home for a funeral and entrusted me to a friend of his to enjoy life. Now, I have someone massaging my back every day, and even my bed at night is made of petals and spices!
Just today, that guy prepared a hot bath especially for me, plus some kind of "Massa-goose" service.
$SN, just wait until my "vacation" is over. Once I've enjoyed myself enough, I'll definitely come home with the money in glory!
Gotta go, the hot water is almost boiling, bubbling away... I'm going to take my bath first! I'll tell you more of my Jianghu legends next time!
Yours, The Smart Goose