The Art of War and Thirty-Six Stratagems! They're two different works, you know—The Art of War was written by …
The Art of War and Thirty-Six Stratagems! They're two different works, you know—The Art of War was written by Sun Wu, and the Thirty-Six Stratagems lists, well, thirty-six tricks! Good thing I caught that slip—if word got out, you'd be the laughingstock of the Jianghu!