Over at Jadestream Valley, a martial fanatic terrorizes passersby while practicing moves from a so-called lege…
Over at Jadestream Valley, a martial fanatic terrorizes passersby while practicing moves from a so-called legendary manual passed down by his many-times-great-grandfather, the Eighteen Bird-Downing Fists. His lifelong goal? Revenge for once being covered in bird droppings. Sadly, the art caps out at the seventeenth move. Dreams shattered, civilians injured. Someone really ought to guide him to a quieter hobby!