Honk, honk honk! Honk honk... Honk! Honk! Honk honk...(Wiping tears) Honk honk? ... $SN, your goose's life is …
Honk, honk honk! Honk honk... Honk! Honk! Honk honk...(Wiping tears) Honk honk?
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$SN, your goose's life is more bitter than dregs!
Yesterday, while out wandering near the General's Shrine, I was blocked by a goose thug. Carrying your heroic spirit, I let out a "honk" for justice. Who knew... who knew... sigh! Now, your goose has been publicly humiliated. I feel so wronged, but I'm sensible, I can take it! However, as the saying goes, one must look at the master before hitting the goose! That crazy goose didn't just slap my face; he slapped yours! I've watched you grow up since you were little and know you're someone destined for greatness, so you definitely won't sit idly by, right?
Yours, The Goose