Woof, woof! Woof woof, woof woof? Woof! Woof. ... Young Master: Your bro is back to share some more fun! Coinc…
Woof, woof! Woof woof, woof woof? Woof! Woof.
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Young Master:
Your bro is back to share some more fun! Coincidentally, as soon as I entered Kaifeng City, I received an invitation. Apparently, the imperial dogs organized a "Barking Brigade Year-End Summary Meeting," and any passing dog could join in.
And guess what I found when I got there?
Amidst the sea of dogs, I actually met a big yellow dog with the exact same name as mine!
The other guy works for a wanderer from Qinghe, someone called... $C$L$PN$C or something. I've never heard of them, but with your vast knowledge of the Jianghu, maybe you have.
That dog was bragging about how great his master is, calling them the "Number One Poop Scooper of Qinghe" and "Number One Dog-Brother Treater"... It really ticked me off. Wasn't he clearly insulting you? You are the true Number One of Qinghe!
I barked back at him on the spot. That Fulu Erwa wouldn't back down, barking, "Our Young Master can stand still for three days and nights, can yours? Our Young Master can build houses in an instant, can yours? Our Young Master can change clothes seven or eight times a day, can yours?"
Don't worry, your brother didn't let you down. I said, "Our Young Master can do more than just that..." I'll stop here, they're calling for silence, the meeting is starting. I'll tell you the rest later.
Your most reliable Fu Luwa