Woof, woof! Woof? Woof woof! Woof. ... Young Master: I'm back to bark about more fun stuff! I've really seen i…
Woof, woof! Woof? Woof woof! Woof.
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Young Master:
I'm back to bark about more fun stuff!
I've really seen it all on this trip. As soon as I entered Kaifeng City, I was stopped by a dog guarding the gate. That dog was so insistent, practically begging me to go to the base of the Imperial walls for some "Barking Brigade Year-End Summary Meeting." If nothing else, there was plenty of dog food, and it was quite lively.
Just from wandering around a bit, I overheard a lot of gossip.
Subordinates crushing on their bosses, what kind of casual clothes the palace officials are wearing today... Hah, I couldn't stop grinning!
Oh, right, I also met a big yellow dog there who looks just like me. He actually goes by the name Fu Luwa, too.
That Fulu Erwa is incredibly vain. He brags to every dog he meets about his famous wanderer master, someone called $C$L$PN$C or something... I've never heard of them, and I don't care!
When you're out and about, you give yourself your own status. I immediately started praising your Homestead and your character to high heaven, making the other guy feel utterly ashamed.
That Fulu Erwa actually dared to talk back to me! He barked, "Our Young Master can pick up twigs used as primitive toilet paper, can yours? Our Young Master kills people and steals horses, and can outrun anyone after shooting arrows into their butts, can yours? Our Young Master can change his face eight times a year, can yours?"
I was absolutely stunned!
But don't worry, Young Master, I didn't back down. With my loud barking, I definitely didn't let you lose face!
Anyway, I'll stop here. Some dog-faced guy just stood up on the stage over there, looking like he's about to give orders. I'll tell you more when I get back.
Your most reliable Fu Luwa