Life is but a brief stay; by my calculation, there are four thousand "Crazy Auspicious Days" left in my life. …
Life is but a brief stay; by my calculation, there are four thousand "Crazy Auspicious Days" left in my life.
Every such day, I would rack my brains to compose jests to make you smile. Alas, my inspiration is exhausted, and my mind is dry.
Thus, I have a plan to settle it once and for all: rather than suffering through my chatter every week, let us make an end of it today.
I beg for your compassion: bestow two hundred thousand coins upon me at once, and from now on, I will never mention this again, only to restore your peace.