I'm Hu Shuye, madly in love with Xiaoyan from my village. After much effort, I've mastered five secrets to win…
I'm Hu Shuye, madly in love with Xiaoyan from my village. After much effort, I've mastered five secrets to win her heart:
First, a real man carries strength on his shoulders. Only with shoulders over two and a half feet wide can a man truly stand proud.
Second, starting tomorrow, I'll hang a flatbread a foot in front of my face each morning on an empty stomach, tighten my core, and slowly nibble it down. Three months in, I'll have washboard abs.
Third, long legs come from strong shins, not thighs. I made special shoes with triple-layered ox tendon soles. I also widened my robe hems by a few inches.
Fourth, it's quality over bulk: strength is 70% power, 30% grace. That's what makes a man truly impressive.
Fifth, my secret incense, which is Sichuan pepper, wild ginger leaves, and fresh walnut peels soaked in wine, banishes sweat odor and leaves an intoxicating fragrance when burned after a bath. How could Xiaoyan possibly resist?