Someone tries to pick up Bountiful. Sweating, face red, they can't do it. Woof. Then they frown and pout, like…
Someone tries to pick up Bountiful. Sweating, face red, they can't do it. Woof. Then they frown and pout, like it's Bountiful's fault for being so fat.
Hmph. Bountiful isn't fat. The human is just weak.
Bountiful good, human bad.
But there is one question Bountiful can never figure out. And that is... munch, munch, munch... why are meaty bones so delicious? Munch, munch, munch...
If he can eat delicious meat bones every day, he'd be happy to sleep all day too. Eat well. Sleep well. A dog's life is complete. Woof.