To the Esteemed Swordsman, Recently, everyone in Kaifeng Prefecture has been on edge, and the reason is— Cats.…
To the Esteemed Swordsman,
Recently, everyone in Kaifeng Prefecture has been on edge, and the reason is—
Cats.
Yes, cats. You must be wondering, how could a few cats bring Kaifeng Prefecture to its knees? Well, guess what—these past few days, whenever anyone steps out, cats have been tugging at their robes, dragging the officials here. What's here? I wanted to know too, so I followed along, and guess what? You're here!
Seeing you unconscious, our military advisor, in his ignorance, summoned a Taoist priest named Wang who supposedly understands cat language. The priest said these cats want their Meow Meow Coins, which you're lying on.
Isn't that strange? These days, cats can report to the authorities, humans can talk to cats, and some can sleep so deeply without moving a muscle. But you clearly look like a Great Hero who roams the martial world. Matters of the martial world are not for us to pry into, so we’ll leave it to you. The cats here, wise as they are, will deliver this letter. A small gift is enclosed, hoping it aids your journey. Feel free to drop by Kaifeng Prefecture for tea anytime!