Note: Although scribed by Ma Buting of the Imperial Service, the contents of this letter bear no relation to t…
Note: Although scribed by Ma Buting of the Imperial Service, the contents of this letter bear no relation to the scribe himself. If you have any complaints about this letter, please take them directly to Jailer - Lord Jojo. Do not bother me while I'm working on my duty reports!
Tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet-tweet! (Scribe's Note: The above may be parrot profanities. As I do not understand the tongue, I have left them untranslated.)
You've got some nerve, mouthing off to me like that! Tweet! Just wait, tweet! If I ever catch you again, I'll pluck every last feather off you and turn them into noodles! Tweet!
Wait, tweet! You are but a featherless, bald creature, tweet! How pathetic, tweet!
Yet I shall not let you off so easily, tweet! I shall keep my eye on you, tweet! Always, tweet! Always, tweet!